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双语:上帝与众不同的“冷”幽默感

作者:匿名  发布日期:2010.04.01  来源:陕西外国语培训学院  浏览:53

 

 
  
  Don't forget your umbrella, I might water the plants today ! --God
  上街记得带雨伞,今天我也许要灌溉树木。
  If you miss the sunrise I made for you today , never mind. I'll make you another one tomorrow.--God
  假如你错过了今天我为你准备的日出,不要紧,明天我再为你准备。
  How can you possibly be a self-made man ? I specifically recall creating you. --God
  你怎会是自我创造的人呢? 我记得特别清楚是怎么创造你的呀!
  Of course I have a sense of humor. I gave you the platypus, didn't I? --God
  我当然有幽默感,我不是为你们创造了鸭嘴兽了吗?
  It's not the end of the world . Not until I say so ,anyway. --God
  世界末日还没到,除非是由我亲口说的才算。
  I hate rules , That's why I only made ten of them . --God
  我讨厌戒条,所以我只定了十条而已!
  If you think Mona Lisa is stunnig , you should look at my masterpiece. In the mirror . --God
  如果你认为“蒙娜丽莎的微笑”美丽绝伦,那么你应该看看我最重要的作品——在镜子里!
  If I gave you everthing you ask for, where would you put it? --God
  要是你所祈求的我全数应许给你,你哪来那么多地方放呢?
  What do I have to do to get your attention?Take out an ad in the paper? --God
  我要怎样才能让你注意到我?在报纸上做广告吗?
  Nietzche is dead .--God
  尼采已死。
 

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